Posts tagged Uncle Barney
Posts tagged Uncle Barney
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“It’s not what you think,” Uncle Barney tried to explain later to Aunt Agnes. “I thought they were co-ed showers!”
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“You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me?” Uncle Barney loved doing DeNiro, but the campers never appreciated his talent…
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Uncle Barney had secretly always wanted to run away and join a circus, so he practiced every chance he got…
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Isn’t that cute? Uncle Barney didn’t think the kids had a chance, but was he ever wrong! It took him weeks to escape and return home - then Aunt Agnes refused to believe his story…
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Uncle Barney was willing to do anything to get that lion’s jar of honey…
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Uncle Barney knew he wasn’t artistic, so it was no surprise when he lost the pumpkin carving contest. He was a little surprised at how tasty they were, though…
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After a few drinks, Uncle Barney likes to stomp around the woods pretending he’s Bigfoot…
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Uncle Barney says I should always taste my food before eating it.