Baby Bear

Cousin Fred would make motor noises and pretend he was riding a jet ski — but it just wasn’t the same after the finance company took it back…

Picking the kid up after soccer practice has a different meaning for Cousin Fred…

Cousin Fred thought the world was full of wondrous things — like finding a surprise brunch, for example…

He was so glad that the anniversary waltz only happened once a year.  Cousin Fred felt silly dancing without music — maybe he should have waited to eat the band…

It wasn’t the irony that upset Cousin Fred so much, it was the way the researcher laughed while taking the picture.  So he ate him…

As Cousin Fred showed the kids, once you got the rubber skin off them, scuba divers were quite delicious…

This is Fred watching me ride my first bicycle…

No matter how much he dieted, my cousin Fred could never get rid of his spare tire.

That’s a picture of my famous Alaskan cousin Fred.  You may not have heard of him, but he’s famous amongst bears for inventing the instant penguin breakfast snack…